mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

noverachiever peskytimepirate

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dennys:

Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

how high are the people running this blog

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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troyleroakley:


mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god
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officialunitedstates:

introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

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perks-of-being-a-nerdgirl:

It’s funny how movie producers will say “no one wants to see a movie exactly like the book so we have to change it to make it interesting for them” when you would never catch a book fan saying ” that movie was too much like the book, I hated it”

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ggeowizard slutown
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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
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drasticals mandibuzzed
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dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME
a-world-without-color pizza

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

alpacalypse underallthenoise

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

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